PAPPU can't dance !!!

I try to put my observations here with respect to the song "Pappu can't dance saala!" from the Hindi movie "Jaaney Tu ya Jaaney Na".....

I've written down my observations based on the lyrics from this site:
http://bollywood-songs.org/lyrics-%E2%80%98pappu-can%E2%80%99t-dance%E2%80%99-of-jaane-tu-ya-jaane-na/


Now, let's enlist down the ADVANTAGES of "Pappu"-

1) He's muscular.
2) He's popular.
3) He's spectacular
4) He's a bachelor.
5) He's got his own car.
6) Girls are crazy about him.
7) He's got blue eyes and hence looks like a westerner!
8) He wears Rado's watch.
9) He uses Gucci perfume.
10) He was born with a silver spoon in hand!
11) He's rich!
12) He's got many friends.
13) He's hot and smart.
14) His father thinks high of him.
15) He's MBA.
16) He holidays in France.
17) He can play Guitar.
18) He becomes the "cynosure" (center of attraction) wherever he goes!



I JUST WONDER- with 18 SUPERB features enlisted above, does it really matter if "Pappu can't dance"? After all, almost every product (say Mutual Fund, or discount on any product etc) comes with an EXCEPTION condition (represented by *) . The same applies to human beings as well!

Eg:

Buy bike 'X' at very low EMI *

* - Conditions apply!

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I wish I were PAPPU !

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PS=> Perhaps, Pappu needs to SELL himself in a better way! All the best Pappu! ( :

Power of Imagination !!

I always believed that my face was never photogenic...That was the main reason that I never really uploaded my pic on Orkut as the Display Pic (DP)....

But thanks to Microsoft Paint and a little bit of imagination (My almost 1st stint at editing "images")...This was the result of my "image" workout:


Before:





After:








....And then I read: "The power of imagination makes us infinite!!!"


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The '20 ml Mouthwash Mystery' cracked !!! (Sequel to the article 'Common Sense' below)

This article is in continuation to the one exactly below ("Common Sense" - The 20 ml mystery of Mouthwash)....

I wonder if somebody from Dr. Reddy's read my article below (just kidding baby!) and came up with a innovative solution for the "20 ml problem of Mouthwash" (btw, they call their mouthwash as 'CLOHEX') -

The bottle is neatly divided to 2 divisions: The upper and smaller one (guarded by the lid) can be filled up with "20 ml" of Mouthwash by pressing / squeezing the lower and bigger division....

Hats Off to the idea!

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