PAPPU can't dance !!!

I try to put my observations here with respect to the song "Pappu can't dance saala!" from the Hindi movie "Jaaney Tu ya Jaaney Na".....

I've written down my observations based on the lyrics from this site:
http://bollywood-songs.org/lyrics-%E2%80%98pappu-can%E2%80%99t-dance%E2%80%99-of-jaane-tu-ya-jaane-na/


Now, let's enlist down the ADVANTAGES of "Pappu"-

1) He's muscular.
2) He's popular.
3) He's spectacular
4) He's a bachelor.
5) He's got his own car.
6) Girls are crazy about him.
7) He's got blue eyes and hence looks like a westerner!
8) He wears Rado's watch.
9) He uses Gucci perfume.
10) He was born with a silver spoon in hand!
11) He's rich!
12) He's got many friends.
13) He's hot and smart.
14) His father thinks high of him.
15) He's MBA.
16) He holidays in France.
17) He can play Guitar.
18) He becomes the "cynosure" (center of attraction) wherever he goes!



I JUST WONDER- with 18 SUPERB features enlisted above, does it really matter if "Pappu can't dance"? After all, almost every product (say Mutual Fund, or discount on any product etc) comes with an EXCEPTION condition (represented by *) . The same applies to human beings as well!

Eg:

Buy bike 'X' at very low EMI *

* - Conditions apply!

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I wish I were PAPPU !

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PS=> Perhaps, Pappu needs to SELL himself in a better way! All the best Pappu! ( :